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Short Jokes
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
But when?
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
