Short jokes

Short jokes

Blonde

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

Naruto

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

Power

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

Home

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

The details are SKETCHY! :)

Date

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Crash

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

Life

What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?

Wasted.

Fan

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

Game

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Orphan

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Naruto

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Vegeta

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

Vegetarian

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.