Short jokes
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
Peter's playtime.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Yo mama joke.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.