Short jokes
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
can someone please tell what happened?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.