Short jokes
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.