Short jokes
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
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What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.