Short jokes
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Mommy?
You're an alcoholic!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.