Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Short Jokes
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Ads? More like bads.
Saw (DYM 69).
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
