Short jokes
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹