Short jokes

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Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Wow, all these jokes are humerus!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"

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Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

When the washer started running, why did you join me?

Because I had to catch it.