Short jokes
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!