Short jokes
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Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
My Butterfingers slipped.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Your d*** size...
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
No no no no no no!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
BAD!!!!!!
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."