Short jokes
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Nope, nope, and nope.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.