Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Short Jokes
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
