Short jokes
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Deeeeeertt.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
You add words = bullshit.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
When I mist, I miss.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."