Short jokes
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.