Short jokes
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Suck on deez balls!