Short jokes
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Kms.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.