What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Short Jokes
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
This joke here is the worst.
When is a cold not a cold?
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
