Short jokes

Short jokes

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Breastfeeding

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

Amputee

A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?

Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.

Lawyer

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

Peace

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

Room

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

AI

AI - AI - Rabo several projects:

Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”

Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”

Slave Owner

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

Chicken

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?

"No, my cock!"

Rooster

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"