Short jokes
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Kms.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
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