Short jokes
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"