If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Short Jokes
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
t Vuhy;.8ol,9ij.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
