Short jokes
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Fatherless jokes.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
"Ohh wing wing."
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.