Short jokes
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.