Short jokes
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”