Short jokes
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
You will never have a girlfriend.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!