Short jokes
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"