Short jokes
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
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