Short jokes
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.