Joyce jokes

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

John