Joyce jokes

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!