Joyce jokes

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"

She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"

"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."

Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."