Short jokes
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Coooper
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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