Short jokes
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Uwuuuuu
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."