Short jokes
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
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Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Gnome.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.