Short jokes
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Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.