Short jokes
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
I'm all panic and no disco.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Are you serious right now, bro?