Short jokes
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
You look easy to draw.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Hoi!
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
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