Short jokes
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Wow, no SP jokes?
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.