Short jokes
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"