What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Short Jokes
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
