Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan's Lament
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. It's a play on words. "Daddy" is slang for a hot older dude, and orphans don't have dads. Get it? I doubt it, you are probably a soy-drinking, gluten-intolerant, skinny-jeans-wearing snowflake who probably unironically uses the word 'doggo.'