DM jokes

Prince

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

Hello, this is Godlygirl26. I want to help people with their problems no matter what. There is nothing that God cannot do. I want y'all to know that God is with you, not any of those stone or wood "gods" but a true, loving, powerful God. DM this right here and I will answer. Hope I can help you! Love, Godlygirl26.

Memes

Rule

1 year ago

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

DM memes

Prince Andrew

3 years ago

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

Dude

3 years ago

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Mom

3 years ago

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...

Memes

Smile

4 months ago

first of my memes

A screenshot of text that asks, "Why is the DM smiling?" and answers, "If you've been antagonizing the DM for a while, the smile on their face is as much a sign of catharsis for them as it is an imminent ass-kicking for you." The date, Mar 15, 2020, is at the bottom.

Work

9 months ago

Perfect

The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."

Towel

1 year ago

Let me slide into your dms....just dont ask about the towel

A gold-colored trombone is lying in its case, partially covered by a white towel. There is a music book in the foreground, and the background is a plain carpet.

DM memes

Community

𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧 (𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡)

3 months ago

I’m leaving wje not permanently my curiosity of wjes state might get the better of me one day as for now I’ll be gone not like it makes a difference since I’m rarely on but if you want reasons I’ll name them school depression I dislike getting attached to people now the sites dead you all could dm me in any other app like discord (hyphen_vhc) or different ones you could ask me to give but you most likely won’t so I’ll be seeing you

Hyphen (Cope)

4 months ago

At this point if yall wanna talk to me dm me on discord or make a post addressing me on wje Ima just be off

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

4 months ago

Honestly , no other way to put it keep it mental shit in real life or private dm's , y'all making wje into a r/teenissues. Honestly slot of the mods think that y'all need to get it together and stop being depressed on a joke site , honestly wondering if community part can come back with anons cuz of how shitty it is here

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