Short jokes
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
#babagang
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Deeeeeertt.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.