Short jokes

Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!

Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chihuahua.

Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?

A: It sends chills up their spine.

What do you call a male ladybug?

Trans.

Why was Santa Santa?

Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

Six shila.

Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?

'Cause they can't elope.

WALL-E

Hi Sean!

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF

ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.

Fuk Nip shat!

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?

Because they always get a hole in one!

What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!

MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!

Corn flake.

Rice Middle School