I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Short Jokes
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Magitat?
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
