Short jokes
Robyn Olive in 10.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.