Short jokes
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Are you serious right now, bro?
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.