Short jokes
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.