The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Short Jokes
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
