Short jokes
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
im njdjfnjdjdj hello
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.