Short jokes
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Kms.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.