Short jokes
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?