Short jokes
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.