Short jokes
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.