Short jokes
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Six shila.
WALL-E
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Hi Sean!
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Fuk Nip shat!
Big butt
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
I like pepper.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"