Short jokes
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Sup guys, how are you?
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
"Ohh wing wing."
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.