Short jokes
I love just having fun!
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.