Short jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
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Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?