Short jokes
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
I like pepper.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Your
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.