Short jokes
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Never gonna give you up.
What should my next YT vid be about?
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
POV: you
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
I am starting a frog cult now!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.