Short jokes
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots đ€ shave with?
Laser blades!
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldnât joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
How do cookies đȘ give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didnât put enough backbone into it.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.