If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Short Jokes
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander đ
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? Itâs not nature; itâs Brandan Bressler.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldnât kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
A treatment joke.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, whereâd you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldnât tell his parents.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
