Short jokes
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.