Short jokes
Suck my cheetah.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Big feet equals mini meat.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Fatherless jokes.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
"Ohh wing wing."
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.