Short jokes

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

POV: you

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.

He’s got himself.

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Need an arch? I Noah guy.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

You're adopted.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

Five (DYM 123).

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

What is brown and sticky?

The leftovers of the iceberg.