Short jokes
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?