Short jokes

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!

Pokemon

I have (I HAVE) bolas.

What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

What did mum say when grandpa called?

Boomerang.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.

What do you call Aston?

Asston.

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟