Short jokes
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Yeet.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"