He got a paper cut and bled out.
Short Jokes
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
