Short jokes
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
"Ohh wing wing."
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀