Short jokes
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Your reflection.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.