Short jokes
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
im njdjfnjdjdj hello
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.