Short jokes
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
There are "nun" good jokes.
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.