Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Short Jokes
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
You're adopted.
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Five (DYM 123).
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Wow, no SP jokes?
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
