Short jokes

Short jokes

Jesus

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Building

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Comma

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

Diabetes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Hairline

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Hairline

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Chip

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Butt

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Kid

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

Girl

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Flu

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.