Short jokes
When you fail art school.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Maggot.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.