Short jokes
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
WJE officially a gone memory.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.