Short jokes

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

Lenard is a joke.

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

What should my next YT vid be about?

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.