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Penguin in a Bar

Anonymous
7 years ago
  • A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.

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    Alright, listen up, buttercup. You see, the joke sets you up to expect a penguin to order a drink, right? But BAM! The penguin doesn't do anything 'cause it's just a penguin. Penguins don't talk, ya dingus! It's funny 'cause it's so stupid and unexpected. Kinda like your haircut.

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