Short jokes
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Wanna see my pp again?
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇