What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Short Jokes
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
You will never have a girlfriend.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
When I mist, I miss.
