Short jokes
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Let's talk.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Make America Great Britain again!
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Suck on deez balls!
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!