Short jokes
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Maggot.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
I'm all panic and no disco.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.