Short jokes
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
You're adopted.
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Five (DYM 123).
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Wow, no SP jokes?
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.