Short jokes
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Brazil is a joke.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
How is the weather down there?
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!