Short jokes
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Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
X: Morning, sunshine!
Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
The person who is reading this.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
Me when:
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.