Short jokes
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.