Short jokes
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
I gun give money.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Guys, my sister's pregnant!
I'm finally a dad!
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? A cliffhanger.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!