What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Short Jokes
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.
