Short jokes
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
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What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!