Short jokes
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
Why is Ireland so gay?
Because the Brits stole all their women.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Kroll es heterosexual.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.