Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Short Jokes
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
