Short jokes
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.