Short jokes
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.