Short jokes
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Ooo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Y'all need to add more jokes.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Why are my students so naughty?
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Should I burn heaven?
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.