No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either
it’s just true
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either
it’s just true
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said "The Mail Man died".
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you