Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either
it’s just true
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My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
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2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
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James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
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Normal person:"I'm perfect" Goth person:"nobody is"
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her so I said. "You have perfect eyesight!"
My girlfriend got covid
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
