Sexism jokes
Women's rights.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Saying balls go into pussy.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.