Short jokes
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.