Short jokes
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
"Stop it," said he.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.