Short jokes
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
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Kenya believe it?
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
Loud Korea noise.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
All of us.
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Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.