Short jokes
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!