What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Short Jokes
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Best way to do it.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
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The Stigg
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
The morbid jokes on this site.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
