Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Orphan's Calendar
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. You see, orphans don't got no parents, right? So they ain't got no reason to celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day. That's two days they ain't using, leaving them with 363 days on the calendar. Simple math, you wouldn't get it.
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