Short jokes
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
I love going to sleep at night.
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.