Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Short Jokes
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
