Short jokes
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Loud Korea noise.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
My dick is longer than your life.
Bird Box.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.