Short jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
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Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?