Short jokes
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
I'm weird.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
John, I like your cut, G.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
I'm in school shooting. #USA