Short jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
I have a crush on my sister!
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
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