Short jokes

*Enter password*

"ScoobyDoo"

"Password must contain special character."

"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"

What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?

My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

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Kenya believe it?

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?

Because he is nuts about them!

Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

trolololololloollllol

A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.

"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"