Short jokes
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!