John, I like your cut, G.
Short Jokes
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
