Short jokes
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
I love going to sleep at night.
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."