Short jokes
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
"Stop it," said he.
You.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.