
Short jokes
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Incest is wincest.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!