Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Short Jokes
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Whatβs the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
Old members come back, weβre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why couldnβt the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Why donβt orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
