Short jokes
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
Lol.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.