Short jokes
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
My life.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
My nan's gayyyyyy.