Short jokes
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
I am the joke.