Short jokes
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
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How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Robert Ryall
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.