Beta male jokes
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
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So I'm a beta male for being muscular, and being attractive? So I'm a beta male for being gifted, and my dick being so massive? So I'm a beta male for not being afraid to speak my mind? So I'm a beta male for not looking for a hive to seek and bind?
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level!
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! Ok for real this time, I'm actually not a pedo. This is just a troll account me and my friend made for shits and giggles.