Beta male jokes
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Community talk
So I'm a beta male for being muscular, and being attractive? So I'm a beta male for being gifted, and my dick being so massive? So I'm a beta male for not being afraid to speak my mind? So I'm a beta male for not looking for a hive to seek and bind?
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level!
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! Ok for real this time, I'm actually not a pedo. This is just a troll account me and my friend made for shits and giggles.