Short jokes
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
I am the joke.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.