Short jokes
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣