Short jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
There is no god. None, not one.