What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Short Jokes
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Si, papi?
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
I like trains.
*train hits him*
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Player 138 eliminated...
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
