Short jokes

Short jokes

Poop

Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.

Text

Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].

Batman

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.

Son

So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."

And then I feed him my dick.

Kid

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Chicken

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

Name

Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.

Love

What is the definition of Endless Love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

Blonde

A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!

The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"

Cannibal

Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."

The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."

Horse

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.