Short jokes
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Deez nutz!
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.