I fucking hate school, god damn!
Short Jokes
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
