Short jokes
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Siu!!
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
There is no god. None, not one.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!