Short jokes
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.