Short jokes
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
My life.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
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What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.