Short jokes
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
All of us.
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Kenya believe it?
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!