My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Short Jokes
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Gay people would suck at war.
Getting ready for gangbang.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
