Short jokes
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Electricity.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!