Short jokes
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Ask a darkie for a light.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
Manchester City is gay.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
Uranus has 27 moons.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.