Short jokes
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.