Sunflower jokes
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
