
Sunflower jokes
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Sun.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
The sun is fire.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.

