Shortage jokes
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
2020 in a nutshell
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Dwarf Shortage.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
