Short jokes
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.