Short jokes

Short jokes

Trump

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Nut

Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

Flag

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, flags big plus.

Hoe

When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.

WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!

Dog

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

Post

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

Fruit

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Fan

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

Rape

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

Chocolate

My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.