Short jokes
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."