Short jokes
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why is time important? To not be late.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?