Short jokes

Short jokes

Virgin

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

Fall

When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.

DJ

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

Lamp

The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.

Leper

What was the winning play at the leper football game?

A hand off up the middle.

Fart

Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."

Blonde

Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!

Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT

Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?