Short jokes
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
I put the D in Children.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
All of them.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Perrie.