Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
69.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
I'm offended.
- Liberals
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.