Short jokes
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?