Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Short Jokes
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
