Short jokes
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."