Blonde and the Corner

This is a classic pun. Instead of thinking of a corner as a place, the joke plays on the idea that a 90-degree angle can be a "corner". It's funny because it's unexpected and relies on the listener misinterpreting the word.

• Corner
• Blonde
• Cold
• Misunderstanding
• Degree
• Geometry

• How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
• How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
• What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath.
• Q: Why can't a blonde call 911? A: Because she can't find the 11.