Short jokes
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
You gonna poop someday.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.