Short jokes
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
I'm pregnant.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.