Jokes and Cum

This is a classic pun that combines the word "comedy" with "cum" to create a new word, "CUMedy". It's funny because of the unexpected and slightly vulgar combination.

• Wordplay
• Cum
• Comedy
• Language
• Comedian
• Short jokes

• What is white and comes out after you have sex? Cum!
• What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cuCUMber.
• "Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
• What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!