Double Door Invention Reason

This is a roast that implies the person is so large that they need a double door to fit through. It's a bit of a mean-spirited insult using hyperbole.

• Door
• Reason
• Fat
• Insult
• Compliment
• Invention

• Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
• You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
• You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
• You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.