Short jokes
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
When I mist, I miss.