Short jokes
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Scree.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.