Short jokes
What do you call a PEIS?
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Most of the jokes are trash.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.