Short jokes
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
I AGREE WITH EDP.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*