Short jokes
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(