Short jokes
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!