What's 2+2?
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Short Jokes
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
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What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
