Short jokes
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.