Short jokes
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
It's punny.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.