Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Short Jokes
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
