Short jokes

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?

"Ain't you got no cents?"

Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

"Have fun at school night" is what?

Nothing lasts long these days!

As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

I did a good job of being home from school.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they're not laughing now!

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.