Short jokes
Me. I am the joke.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
The only joke here is the topic.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.