Short jokes

Short jokes

Hair

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

Vet

A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.

Robot

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

Gamer

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

Cheese

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

Math

You: What you doing?

I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!

Dough

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.