Skeletons Can't Sleep

  • Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.

    "What the heck are you doing here?"

    "I couldn't sleep."

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so you know skeletons, right? They're dead. Dead people usually sleep underground, like, all the time. This skeleton says he couldn't sleep. Get it? 'Cause he's already supposed to be sleeping forever! You're probably not a skeleton since you're reading this, but you might be one day if you don't watch out!

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